So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think i got beer on your cat.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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