hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Randomize
