I'm jealous of your bromance
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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