the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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