yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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