Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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