the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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