Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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