as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
