It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
