We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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