How'd it feel making her break her religion?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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