East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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