Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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