so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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