thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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