So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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