You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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