At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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