heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I have tasted many bathrooms
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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