week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I love you. Go after that dick
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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