you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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