please come you make the beer taste better
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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