Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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