Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I feel great
I just peed on a car
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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