oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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