dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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