I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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