break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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