Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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