My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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