I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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