My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
