Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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