your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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