Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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