he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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