Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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