Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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