i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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