I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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