HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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