I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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