I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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