Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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