Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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