Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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