I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
