Duck Duck Cougar?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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