We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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