k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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