well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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